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只看到鸟窝;What kind of bird?”我姐姐问她?&quot. "am. “那么; my sister encouraged her . " my sister asked;Well. &quot,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗, only the nest, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in

Violin Lessons"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. "You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding,

He is really somebody-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.他真是一个大人物-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人.-- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的?-- 墓地守墓人. my little

The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four

i cannot point out but i know the answer: but you must put an advertisement in the papers! mrs. 老师, i have lost my precious little dog: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God,

1.Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the

a:i'm sorry抱歉 b:i'm sorry,too 我也很抱歉 a:i'm sorry three 我抱歉三 b:what are you sorry for 你在抱歉什么? a:i'm sorry five 我抱歉五 这个翻译出来不好笑.但是这个笑话笑了我很久

allybaby Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted(放屁) at least 20 times since I've been here in your

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