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You: Select one that best Represents you:A) Male- Just wants to talk B) Male- Wants to talk to guy C) Male- Wants to talk to girl D) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to guy E) Male- (Horny)Wants to talk to girl F) Female- Just wants to talk G) Female- Wants

He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人. -- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的? -- 墓地守墓人. They

1.They are all dead 他们都死了 Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century? 老师:你能告诉我一些关于18世纪那些伟大科学家们的事情吗? Student: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead. 学生:能,老师.他们都死了. 2.I can't see you off 我不能送你了 A guest said to the host's l

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦, 亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"

A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?" The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!" The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?" The same son

Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow

a little boy was crying,a man saw and asked him why he was crying for?i lost an apple,the little boy said.don't cry,i give you an apple.man said.the little boy cried even more loudly.man asked :what's the matter?the boy said:if i know it i should say i lost two apples

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行."Mother: Why are

The Cap-maker and the Monkeys Long,long,ago,there was a man with the name Smith. He made a living on making caps. One day he went to sell his caps.He went through a forest. There were many monkeys in it. It was very hot and the man

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